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tom holland 

a guy who isn’t even fit that 13 year old girls who say things like ‘eye-‘ ‘oop-‘ are obsessed about. these ‘stand’ usually claim to be bisexual and have a crush on the ugly actor brie larson who queerbaits all the time.
creepy girl 1: omg it’s tom holland! quackson quackson quackson
tom holland: please leave me alone, this is my grandfathers funeral
creepy girl 1: XD danger noodle!
tom holland by liamwh November 2, 2019
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Tom Holland 

Tom Holland is the British actor known for playing Peter Parker in the MCU. He is one of the sweetest people ever and he has a dog named Tessa. He is friends with Harrison Osterfield and Tuwaine Barrett

He is also in The Current War, CHERRY, The Devil All the Time, The Impossible, Edge of Winter, and Onward.
P1: Who is that Spider-Man guy?
P2: Oh, that's Tom Holland! He is awesome!
Tom Holland by sizebeforefood November 17, 2019

Tom Holland 

Tom Holland is a british actor best known for portraying Spider-Man for the Marvel Cinematic Universe. He is so much more than that. He is a dancer, he can speak Spanish and sing beautifully. He's been romoured to date Zendaya, but has denied it. It doesn't matter who he dates, the most important thing is that he is happy (and some fans should start respecting his privacy). He's also well known for Dave the frog (a frog living in his mouth), Rihanna lip sync (which he doesn't really like to be reminded of) and Quacksons (which is not that funny anymore since me and other british people pronounce it just like that). When there's not enough eggs in the shop he buys chickens to solve the problem, he has played in Billie Eliot the musical, he has
three amazing and talented brothers- Sam, Harry and Paddy (Patrick). He loves his fans and is generally too kind for this world. He loves meeting children in hospitals and making their day better. He can't play golf. Interestingly enough, he's scared of spiders. He is in romantic relationship with actor Jake Gyllenhaal. He is a Harry Potter fan and knows more than J.K. Rowling. In the past, he used to have problems with keeping secrets and he spoiled some movies a couple of times, but he has worked on that and now even gets real scripts of movies he plays in. These were some of the many facts about him. In conclusion, he is one precious and lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and all the happiness in the world.
I have once met Tom Holland in a restaurant when he was having dinner with his family, so I didn't bother him, I just waved at him when I was leaving and he waved back!

You did an amazing thing, I'm sure he was glad that he could have dinner with his family like a normal person.

Tom Holland is a lovely human being who deserves privacy, support, love and happiness.

Tom Holland 

Tom Holland by Loontje_ April 16, 2020

Tom Holland 

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

Tom holland 

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way
emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.
Tom holland by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020