toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010

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Toenailius Sniff

When my sister's friend sniffs my sisters toes.

She likes a good Toenailius Sniff. Wonder whats going on with the Goombaps and the Goomboops

by Goomba420 February 13, 2023

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Wooden toenails

An insult referring to someone’s body, or someone who actually has wooden toenail... if you know those kind of people.

Look at you you wooden toenails

by Suicidal doorknob April 3, 2019

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Ventis.Toenails

idk some random person i saw on my fyp and they didnt have any definitions so i wanted to make one. i follow them now so whatever

um idk Ventis.Toenails

by vinqiqi November 24, 2021

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Tuff Toenailz

Tuff Toenailz is a melodic punk band from Sacramento, CA. A 4-piece band who’s songs reach out to audiences by singing about food, love, and other shit that relates to the defecation structure.

Guy 1: “Dude listen to Chew On That by Tuff Toenailz”
Guy 2: “No”
Guy 1: “Please”
Guy 2: “Okay”

by squiggly1 January 12, 2023

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