cheers kev

When someone says something very boring or completely irrelevant say to them "cheers kev"

Kieran: Wish I wrote a diary when I was younger

James: Cheers Kev

by Dirty dog nonce July 14, 2016

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cheers kev

Cheers Kev is a statement used when a person is telling an uninteresting anecdote or sharing their unwelcome opinion that nobody really cares about. It is said at the end of said anecdote or unnecessary opinion as to say, 'Thanks you wanker. I really needed to know that you class A prick.' albeit more politely.

'Your wife would look less like a dog if you made her wear makeup mate.'
'Yeah... Cheers Kev.'

'My dog learned to sit last week. I'm so proud of him. He's so smart etc etc!'
'So interesting! Cheers Kev!'

by ZeldaTheSquid July 11, 2016

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to kev

To kev something is the term of agreeing to an appointment but then after 2 hours being late, say you won't come anyways.

Example for to kev

Bad:
A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Yeah, one more game of WZ and I'm on.
...2 hours later...
B: I'm gonna leave it tonight lads.

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Better:

A: Your'e up to playing clubs tonight?
B: Nah, I'm gonna kev that.

by Kritza February 5, 2024

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Cheers Kev

A statement made my someone after listening to a person say something completely disinteresting, boring or unnecessary. A possible substitute for cool story bro nobody in the conversation needs to be called Kevin.

Person 1 - So I had a really productive today of hoovering the living room, cleaning the bathroom & walking the hamster.
Person - ....Cheers Kev

by Ledds27 July 18, 2016

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kev ball

a negative slang name for a footballer, kev meaning the same as chav in this sense. usually kev ballers are girl, generally lesebians who play football, badly.

check out those dirty kev ballers

eww...yeah

by ministy of talula April 26, 2009

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Kev

To see through someone's bullshit and just straight up ignoring them and moving on immediately.

Ana María mastered the art of keving during my first semester of Communication's History.

Did Rosa just keved me? That bitch.

Kevin gets keved on the daily.

by M.J. Prinsloo September 15, 2021

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