Titties on Deck

Breast that are large and make men stand at attention when they see them. Like when a Navy Admiral is being saluted by his Sea Men.

Have you seen Stacy's photos?
Man she's got them Titties on Deck.

by Enjin September 14, 2015

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

Titties woo

The mating call of the obviously well endowned Australian male, while he is appreciating or thinking about great mammory glands.

"Man did you see Katie's rack in that movie ?"
"Yeah, you Dave?"
"TITTIES WOO"

by Jesco94 August 7, 2017

Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.

I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!

by bryan's school account September 20, 2019

Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

titties an beer

what men love most

gonna go down to the peeler bar an have some titties an beer

by yo mamma May 11, 2003

Titties Is Out Day

A day of unseasonably warm weather following a lengthy stretch of cold weather that causes women to overcompensate by wearing unusually revealing or form-fitting clothing, thus accentuating their breasts and allowing men to see them for the first time in weeks or months.

The first warm day of spring at my college campus was the biggest Titties Is Out Day of the year.

by DCDLM July 20, 2008