Smurf Her Tits

To lay out in the sun topless until the nipples turn a blue-purple color when they are sun burned.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that in her shirt?
Guy 2: I dont know, but it kinda looks like her nipples
Guy 1: Oh, she must have smurf her tits.

by the charlie January 17, 2009

Freezing my tits off.

A way of describing the fact that one is cold.

Hurry up mate, I'm "Freezing my tits off." out here in the snow!

by Acky190 February 9, 2009

snakes with tits

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

by Fav February 13, 2008

sugar tits

n. Describing a female with a deligtfully sweet bosom; a delicious pair of breasts.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?" said the inebriated Mel Gibson to the arresting deputy.

by SkidMarkyMark July 30, 2006

tits or gtfo

An expression often used on imageboards. It is often heard when a girl posts in a thread.

Camwhore: Hi am i hot?
Person: Tits or GTFO.

by jiggsmaster3000 May 29, 2007

tatsumaki

A sexy, flat-chest girl with telekinesis power, who is sometimes thought to be loli (although she is)

Her name is one of the most popular tag in every hentai pages since One Punch Man got released.

Tatsumaki's so sexyy, dude! She doesn't wear underpants?? -search for tatsumaki tag on pururin-

by Sakutaro March 18, 2017

Crow tits

Sometimes often referred to as "Raven Chest," is a term used to address someone. (Positive or Negative)

"Hey Crow tits, throw your hands up!"

by JJB95 September 22, 2018