one-way ticket to heart-break city

It means that u can't come out of a bad or worrying situation that bother's you currently (or) which breaks Ur head and bogs u down.You have no other choice than going through a bad phase in your life.

His girl-friend ditched him and so he felt like it was a one-way ticket to heart-break city.

by over- the-top March 29, 2010

ghetto ticket

When you don't have a ticket to a concert but still show up to listen or semi watch the show behind the security fence.

I ain't paying $90 for that show, I'll ghetto ticket it instead.

by GhettoTicket June 13, 2018

tinker-donkey

a poser carpenter who has marital problems.

The tinker-donkey hung his head in shame as he walked into his box on the side of the road.

by nick4279 March 12, 2008

Tucker telephone

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

by davidebert March 23, 2008

ticketiquette

Etiquette rules for members of a ticketing system to handle tickets between staff members.

“You assigned a ticket to me without asking. That’s bad ticketiquette!”

by Ticketman September 28, 2017

tip tickler

1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.

2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.

Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!

Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.

by garfsnarf December 17, 2022

tuckered

exhausted, tired, finished, drained, tuckered out

After that long walk she was all tuckered out.

by aphrael October 4, 2005