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Nigga Night Thursdays

Thursday nights in downtown Gainesville, FL where all the clubs are infested with black people. The only white people you'll see are the high volume of police officers around town.
Nathan I told you I don't wanna go out on Nigga Night Thursdays.
by BWabes March 29, 2015
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Thursday afternoon girl

(n) a girl that boys use in order to move on from a past relationship

The origins come from the TV show Gilmore Girls. In season 1, after Rory and Dean have been miserable from the breakup, Rory attempts to get back together with him. While walking downtown with Lane on a Thursday afternoon, she decides to go into Doose's Market because Dean should be working there. However, she is dissappointed to find out Dean isn't there. She goes back outside to tell Lane he's probably moved on to a "Thursday afternoon girl."
RORY: I guess he's taking Thursday afternoons off now. That's not good.

LANE: How is that not good?

RORY: Because that means he's moved on.

LANE: What are you talking about?

RORY: Obviously he's met one of those Thursday afternoon girls.

LANE: What's a Thursday afternoon girl?

RORY: They're those slutty girls that get guys to switch their Thursday afternoons with another checkout guy so they can go do slutty Thursday afternoon things.
by Patricia Grayson July 16, 2008
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Thursday

The day that Arthur Dent never could get the hang of.
Also the day Earth was blown up by Vogons.
by sZZ9pZa June 24, 2005
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thursday night hoggin

the act of getting real tuned up (drunk) with friends, then setting out to bone the fattest chick possible.
Dude, glenn banged a 200 pounder and beat my buck eighty, once again glenn won thursday night hoggin
guy: is he really the winner?
Glenn: who cares that shits histerical
by matty sauce November 26, 2007
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Thursday all american

A weak athlete who acts like a football superstar during Thursday's helmet and shorts or game jersey walkthrough even though they never get in the game.

Someone who claims to be better at something than they are.
Kevin practices harder in the helmet and shorts practice than any other day because the pussy doesn't like to hit. What a Thursday All American.

“The young slender defense back, on that cool Autumn Thursday afternoon, with perfect form, burst into the air with a flair of quickness not seen by the other junior varsity scout team defenders. The vibrant defender, with his foam filled blocking arm pad glistening in the cool air against his sparkling helmet and matching shorts, tips the lofted fade route pass intended for the speedy all county varsity flanker. The flanker yells to the young sophomore, “You @##$%^$#%#$% #$#%^#$ Thursday All-American!” “What the @#$% are you doing?”

He said he knew java, but couldn't even define a string - what a Thursday All American.
by JackFreedom May 12, 2010
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Thursdre

A gigantic day and/or night of chronic which falls on a Thursday. Often born of an unwillingness to wait till the weekend to get high. Thought to be named in honor of longtime chronic advocate Dr. Dre
Maria: So you going out with us tonight?
Janine: It's Thursdre, cuz. All that bud I got back the apartment isn't lighting itself up.
by steve_merchant_is_ok July 28, 2010
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Whiskey Thursday

The ritual of drinking copious amounts of whiskey each Thursday. Beer is also acceptable, but only in the presence of whiskey.

Whiskey Thursday is best accompanied by musical instruments, bluegrass and Goats.
It's a Thursday. *takes a drink of whiskey*. Yeup.
(hour later) WOO WHISKEY THURSDAY!!!
by drunkmafucka July 14, 2011
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