Mitosis Three Way

A euphemism to describe a particular investment partnership involving three individuals where 1 party's investment is 50% of the total and the other party's investments are 25% of the total, each.

Imagine the investment as a pair of cells where one cell has undergone mitosis resulting in 2 identical daughter cells and the other cell unchanged.

Got a connect that'll do a QP for $700 so split that in a mitosis three way with the bois and I'm getting an O for $175 which is way under budget this month

by blub blub mcgee January 20, 2021

Corn Three Way

When 2 women use an ear of corn as a double headed dildo and the man eats the corn.

Jill, Tom, and Julia had a corn three way last night.

by MANBlossom August 30, 2022

Portland three way

A three way with two lesbians and a straight man.

I think those lesbians felt bad for me, I thought I had a chance for a ‘Portland three way’.

by Owengay69 October 2, 2022

Thicky Three-way

When you find at least one curvy bitch who bout as thick as two, and another girl who are both down to smash.

“Hey RJ, I saw you talking to those BBWs, did you secure the Thicky three-way?”

by Andy Anus June 13, 2023

Alabama three way

Have intercourse with your first and second cousin at same time

I had a Alabama three way with my first and second cousin

by Kellz72 November 5, 2023

God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.

Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.

by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020

Hand cranked three-way

Fucking a woman’s ass or pussy with a dildo while she’s giving you head.

Hannah always wanted to have a three way but she had to settle for a hand cranked three-way from Tony.

by Dusty Rackleford June 10, 2023