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Wagner

a school full of fakes and ghetto people, as well as teachers and staff who refuse to protect students and their right of safety
1. “Wagner is a terrible place!”
2. “ lmao you went to that wagner place?”
by Hotcumrag October 14, 2018
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oliver michael wagner

Something or someone in which whom particaptes in mass goon sessions while getting blumpkins from black oily men
Nathan is such an oliver michael wagner bro
by ignatiuslaflamme March 18, 2024
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Alex Wagner Tonight

An American left-wing news and opinion television program hosted by Alex Wagner. It premiered on MSNBC on August 16, 2022,
On August 3, MSNBC announced that the program would be titled Alex Wagner Tonight.
Wagner stated that the show would aim to combine Maddow's "intellectual rigor and informative analysis"
by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023
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shelby wagner

Shelby wagner is a funny person. She has a big neck. Shelby likes cock on her mouth. She doesn’t pull the cutest dudes but is still proud of them.She’ll love you regardless of anything.
shelby wagner coochie tastes like sprinkles
by hens in ok October 9, 2020
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Richard Wagner

One of the greatest composers of all time who was born in Leipzig in 1813. Mostly known for writing 5-hour long operas, such of those being "Tannhäuser", "Tristan und Isolde", "Lohengrin", "Der fliegende Holländer" and "Der Ring des Nibelungen" tetralogy which includes operas "Das Rheingold", "Die Walküre", "Siegfried" and "Götterdämmerung". Also know for his German nationalistic and antisemitic views, thus being the favorite composer of one globally known Austrian artist. Apart from operas, has some really nice orchestral and piano works.
- Hey Mischa, what are you listening to?
- Richard Wagner's Tannhäuser Overture.
- But wait, wasn't Wagner anti-
- Be quiet and don't bother me. The trombone part has started already!
by weavileoff0461 July 30, 2022
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wagnerized

To become wagnerized, one must be male, and have no money, but always buying things one can't afford anyway. Usually racking up huge amounts of debts, and borrowing money from other people. This person also usually goes through jobs fast, being fired for being either constantly late or gross incompetence. You cannot pay people back for long periods of time, and when you do write a check, it will either bounce or be returned to them. If you go out, your card will be declined often. In any of these social situations, you will make up fantastic stories about why you are broke, or your credit card does not work. They are always obviously false, but the wagnerized one ALWAYS sticks to his story, no matter what!

Secondly, one must develop unhealthy obsessions with various females, and to constantly talk about the current obsession to everyone he knows. In actuality, there is no relationship whatsoever to the victim, she is merely an attractive young girl who is unfortunately being stalked. Usually, when the girl is made aware, she never interacts with the wagnerized individual again, even though he swears up and down that she was a "bitch" or something else that is actually false. It is always the wagnerized ones fault, regardless of what he says.

Also, if you are wagnerized, you will constantly speak poorly of people, but only when they are not around, for in actuality, you are very very afraid of confrontations, and would never say anything disparaging to someones face. You also must deny any wrongdoing should several people get together and realize the behind the back talking that has occurred.
Kid 1: "You ever gonna pay me back or what?"

Kid 2: "What, you think I've been wagnerized or something"

or

Girl: "This guy at the bar has to be wagnerized, he's always here trying to talk to me, and saying how we're friends"
by PLYMOUTHREPRESENT December 24, 2008
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Levi Wagner

Kid with a rich dad that owns a Tesla
Wow I wish I was a Levi Wagner. My dad drives a Chevy
by Dab math Jews band March 13, 2019
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