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Fridge Slammer

A person who opens the fridge door and Puts their Penis in it then slams the fridge door shut, time and time again.

This normally done by someone who wishes a job done so perfectly that it either impossible or totally impracticable,....and the persons sanity is often called into question.
I was fitting a mooring for someones boat and after I laid it on the seabed,he could not see it from his Kitchen window, and I had to move it 2 metres....He such a fridge slammer....
by Dodgynoj November 17, 2009
mugGet the Fridge Slammermug.

cock slammer

One who forcefully slams cocks and large objects inside and around their rectum/anus region
Ty Corcoran, Jordan Smith, Kevin Ferrand, and Mark Dawes are cock slammers, they engage in slamming cocks up eachothers ass while giving eachother rim jobs and fisting through and around their urethra and at the same time wacthing the B.M.E. pain olympics final round.
by kmjnhbgvfcdxsza February 23, 2008
mugGet the cock slammermug.

snyder slammer

Any shot mixed with urine.
That girl at spring break just drank a snyder slammer and is acting like she is drunk.
by Chuck Fina April 15, 2009
mugGet the snyder slammermug.

alabama slammer

A sexual act consisting of shitting in a condom, then repetitively whaling on your lover with it.
Dude, last night i gave my bitch an Alabama slammer and the condom broke and it got everywhere.
by usds May 3, 2009
mugGet the alabama slammermug.

Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that will get you shit faced faster than you can say "oompaloompa". Basically, passing around 40s of Steely until you hit the bar code and then refilling it with Sparks. Tastes nasty, but you get drunk to the point that it doesn't matter.
After killing the second sidewalk slammer, Tim and Jane had blackout drunken sex and woke up the next mourning in one another's barf.
by OrangePuma June 16, 2009
mugGet the Sidewalk Slammermug.

watermelon slammer

1. noun: the name of a delicious friendlys drink
2. noun: the act of railing a hussy
1. Yo I'm parched let's go get some slammers

2. Did you see that freshmen? I'm going to give her the watermelon slammer.
by The Birdman Jr July 30, 2008
mugGet the watermelon slammermug.

Mildew Slammer

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"
by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009
mugGet the Mildew Slammermug.

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