jesus humper

synonymous with bible thumper. Someone who tries to impose their conservative religous beliefs on others.

A jesus humper tried to convert me.

by ? January 3, 2005

Mother Humper

The slightly comical, kiddie version of 'Mother Fucker' that can be used in a public setting (more or less) without the usual sidelong grimaces from nearby listeners who object to profaning parental relations .

I'd talk to Dad about borrowing the truck for homecoming night, but I'm more afraid of the mean Mother Humper crackin' me one in the mouth just for askin'!

by Wunkman April 6, 2010

fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.

Hugh Hefner is a fetus humper.

by Fi March 19, 2004

bong humper

A chick who dry humps a bong/ water pipe, and does not smoke weed herself.

Miss high times 2010 "These bong humpers don't even smoke weed"

by waen one November 10, 2013

leg-humper

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them

www.thefuse.net

everywhere. find any posts about:

"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...

by christian d May 13, 2004

Mule Humper

One who humps mules.

Peter #1: Did you know that I love to make love to old mules?
Max #2: Really?
Peter #1: YES!
Max #2: Man I never knew you were a Mule Humper.

by Rick03101978 October 1, 2012

Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011