reverse gerbilling

Reverse gerbilling is where a person tries to insert themselves into a gerbil's anus.

Very often has explosive results.

When Raoul heard the small muffled explosion and saw Manuel covered in gerbil guts, he knew he'd been reverse gerbilling again.

by scodder May 17, 2010

Grumpy Gerbil

a horrible and mean teacher that makes you do random crap and offends you and is always out for you and I am sooooo sorry if he's your teacher

kid: shoot I have social studies!

Otha kid: crap man im soooo sry for u you have the grumpy gerbil!

by thisiswhomadethis <3 May 14, 2021

gerbil party

A party where you put bagged wine on the walls and crawl around drinking from the bags like gerbils. There is often newspaper on the floor and it is contained to a single room for the full effect.

"Hey my parents are out of town this weekend!"
"Dope! I have some bagged wine, want to have a gerbil party?"

by Swag$$$$$$ April 11, 2015

jumped the gerbil

becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life

"He jumped the gerbil that night he went to the gay bar with Bruce."

by Miles Nelwood May 16, 2006

gerbil face

Person with fat cheeks like a gerbil, and messed up teeth.

Eww, Christine is a total gerbil face, just look at her teeth!

by 1412 January 15, 2008

gerbil setting

its the setting on a vacuum cleaner to correctly suck a gerbil out of someones butt

"Get it out! Find the vacuumand make sure its on the gerbil setting!"

by dan and steph April 16, 2007

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005