"is that a zebra crossing?" "No, its a Cyclops crossing"
by Becky A... February 15, 2019
Get the Cyclopsmug. by Cyclops'91 March 5, 2023
Get the Cyclopsmug. A sexual move, before climax, slap your partner's face, then ejaculate all over them. Not to be confused with Cyclops' mega optic blast, the X-Man Cyclop's special move in Marvel VS Capcom
Tina: I broke up with Jim yesterday
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
Heidi: What? Why?
Tine: He smacked me in the face with his dick mid -intercourse!
Heidi: Oh shit! He did a Cyclops Mega Blast? That's so hot!
by Farqunglu June 4, 2016
Get the Cyclops Mega Blastmug. a car with one headlight burned out. it's tough to see one at night because you don't know which side is working, possibly leading to a head-on collision.
last night, while coming home, i almost wrecked my car swerving to avoid a cyclops coming at me on the wrong side of the road.
by earpuller September 13, 2009
Get the cyclopsmug. When a man gives a woman anal, and then smears his shit covered dick in-between her eyebrows, making a uni-brow.
“Holy shit Jess! How’s you grow a uni-brow?!”
“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”
“Oh don’t trip, Brad just gave me a dirty cyclops lastnight.”
by DSav99 July 24, 2021
Get the Dirty Cyclopsmug. An informal clause in a matter of contractual obligation, which states that the undersigned person(s) agree not to use the ship of sale as a means of tax fraud by scuttling the ship itself, premeditatively and deliberately. The namesake of this clause is the 540 foot Proteus Class collier, USS Cyclops (AC-4), which mysteriously disappeared on 4 March 1918 while navigating the Bermuda Triangle. The circumstances of its disappearance remain a mystery to this day, as no wreck of any kind has been discovered. It is highly theorized among historians that it was sunk in order to collect its insurance as revenue. This highly scandalous practice is frowned upon by maritime institutions across the globe and hold with it serious legal ramifications if the any discrepancies in the conspiracy itself are found.
I can’t sell my boat. I think I’m gonna sink it on purpose to collect the insurance.
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
No! You can’t do that! Didn’t you read the Cyclops Clause?
by liminal sleepwalker May 6, 2024
Get the Cyclops Clausemug. by Reverend War June 13, 2018
Get the Soothing the weeping Cyclopsmug.