crappies

plural of crap

i see crappies

by koolkidgamer69 July 30, 2021

crappy hour

Span of time used to bitch about work or life in general. Can be considered a therapy session.

I am so frustrated with my co-workers, I need a crappy hour with friends.

by Anotherkaren December 7, 2022

fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

Crappy Tipper

Pulling out from anal sex with feces on the tip of your Penis.

"That girl last night left a crappy tipper"
"When it was all over......it was a crappy tipper"

by OhAlrightG August 9, 2021

Crappy Cafe

An ownerless cafe, where they serve no food or drink.

"You wanna head to the Crappy Cafe?"-Maksym
"Nah dude, that place sucks."- Edu
"We are no longer friends."-Maksym

by The Virgin Queen March 3, 2021

Crappy Barbara

A nickname for capybara

Let me tell you about my favorite animal, the crappy Barbara.

by NikkeiAspie August 13, 2025

Crappy brother

Sends birthday card to wrong person on your birthday.

BJ is such a crappy brother he sent Lynn’s birthday card to Mike.

by Disgruntled Trailer Trash January 17, 2018