Brunswick Curve

The Brunswick Curve is a phrase that originated with bowling to describe the correlation between alcohol consumption and performance in the game. As a player consumes drinks, their performance increases along a curve until it inevitably peaks and the amount of inebriation begins to negatively affect the performance. While originating with bowling, it can be used when describing any activity vis a vis drinking.

Brunswick is the name of a corporation that creates bowling equipment & bowling centers.

Charlie was missing most of his pool shots until his 3rd beer when he hit the peak of his Brunswick Curve.

by Dr. Squelch December 4, 2024

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Brunswick 69

The Brunswick 69 is a 1920's era manoeuvre which consist of a cleveland steamer, performed upside down with a reverse blumpkin. Gravity forces the blumpker onto the be-seated jobee and allows a wiggling motion to create the steamer, left to right like poo on a windscreen wiper.

Named after the 20's song 'The Brunswick 69' about these sexual gymnastics:

~I'll be seeing you from the top, as I cream you off a crop, dancing gayly left to ride, my fair lady, won't you ride,

The Brunswick sixty-niiiiiine~

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Brunswick Pisser

1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.

"Are you the Brunswick Pisser?"

by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025

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