Batman

The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers

I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!

by Chevey0 October 21, 2011

The Batman

A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.

Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"

by delahunty1000 January 25, 2016

batman

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

by uncle sam October 18, 2006

Batman

adj.
1. having the qualities of batman
2. awesomeness

as used by Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick (The Venture Brothers)

Doc thinks Jackson is SO batman.

The 70 year old on youtube, who beat up a thug on the bus, was totally batman.

by Ellory Adelleigh February 18, 2010

Batman

A rich man name Bruce Wayne who has become a dark vigilante bent on destroying all evil due to his gruesome past. He has lots of money to help and plenty of training to allow him to possess the skills to fight crime and escape from pretty much any trap.

Batman is a rich man who's parents were killed when he was a child. Now he is a rich man with lots of money to help him in his quest for vengeance.

by Blnd_Man December 8, 2009

Batman

The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

by 3Quantum3 November 10, 2011

Batmanning

The act of opening your coat around someone trying to light a cigarette, bowl, or joint outside when it is windy to block the breeze. To block the wind from blowing out a lighter. Opening your jacket like batman to help a fellow smoker.

Person 1: "The damn wind keeps blowing out my lighter. I can't even smoke!"
Person 2: "Here man let me Batman you, just don't light me on fire"

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Person 1: "The wind was so bad yesterday, we took turns Batmanning eachother to toke"
Person 2: "Batmanning? What's that?"
Person 1: "They just blocked the wind from the one with the joint so it can light"

by xSamix December 23, 2013