urban dictionary

A website that has some accurate definitions and some not. But somehow when you enter a perfectly good definition it doesn't make it onto the website. Then, you make up a bad definition of them because they're are unfair. Great website, bad definitions.
Urban dictionary was mean to me. I'm sorry for what I did that was so wrong even though i don't know what it is.
by Tayliss the maker March 07, 2017
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Urban Dictionary

"Megan won't go to the prom with me, I'm gonna... write mean things about her on Urban Dictionary! Then she'll REALLY regret it!" *gets distracted by porn and forgets the whole thing*
by DrThemoWorm February 20, 2011
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The result of millions of teenagers who have too much free time, and have been pre-disposed to the influences of a media run by arrogant megalomaniacs who put more thought into selling impracticle products than making relevent influential television. Thus resulting in the spread of ignorance through the internet comunity via rascism, conformity, mis-information, and the pinnacle of a society ironically corrupted by those who claim to be trying to save the last milligrams of purity and innoscense left in this nuclear prozac nation...

if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...

(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary an bash on niggers"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"

"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"

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"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"
by Mr. S. Thompson January 20, 2006
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It's this site. It's ruined by sick perverts and pedophiles that post ridiculous and absurd definitions that shouldn't be seen by young children. The UD community first looks like a community of sick perverts and pedophiles, and that wraps up Urban Dictionary.
I just laugh at this one little definition at Urban Dictionary as I type in a more mature definition of the word at the site.
by MisaTange July 05, 2009
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The place where you learn everything you know about everything.

Also the place where good people become corrupt.
I learned everything I know about everything from Urban Dictionary!

I became corrupt after clicking random several times on Urban Dictionary!
by blahhhhhg December 08, 2009
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1. The Wikipedia of slang

2. A site with the most annoying T-Shirt ads on record

3. A good idea gone wrong, thanks to the many stupid assed and sexually inexperienced people make up a random combination of words and think of the most disturbing sexual acts they can possibly imagine
1. Urban Dictionary is Wikitionary in disguise

2. If no one repsonds to the BustedTees ads on Urban Dictionary, what make you think anyone will give Spreadshirt a second look?

3. Refer to the 2nd definition of Urban Dictionary
by MouthTaco May 19, 2008
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A website designed specifically for people to submit definitions of things written in their own words, whether it be modern slang or otherwise. Let's face it though, nearly everyone who knows about Urban Dictionary knows that 90% of it's definitions are sexual, and those that aren't are likely either racism, retarded trends, or the names of the user's classmates. Many deem this site immature, and "dominated by 10 year olds", and while not 100% true, right to some degree. I mean, the level of vulgar things on here is exponential, and so is the thrill of all the sick fucks who post them, and I myself posted my first definition as an aspiring 10 year old. But as an Urban Dictionary user, I don't hate it, I merely find amusement in the oddity of UD's grand archive, as well as many of UD's exaggerated stereotypes. Too many people seem to assimilate Urban Dictionary with some kind of a hellhole, or a shady ally where a mass of drug dealers hang out, but this is rather exaggerated; Urban Dictionary is more like a crowded bar with drunk people that party like animals, hell, Urban Dictionary is paradise city compared to websites like Twitter and that gas chamber TikTok! But I digress, to say that I'm some kind of exception to the weirdness that controls the mind of a UD user would be like saying that climate change doesn't exist.
I mean, look at my definitions: foick, order 69, dongademon... The top definition of "TITTIES" was made by ME! Just another sick fuck on Urban Dic! So no, I'm definitely not an exception, and people who hate me (and other Urban Dics) just for being a UD user who contributes to that golden 90% are morons. Anyway, I could write a library on this topic, but unfortunately if I recall correctly, Urban Dictionary has a new character limit, so I'll have to stop here.

-Yours truly; Just Another Sick Fuck On Urban Dictionary
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 01, 2021
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