Squirtle

The act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie, but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Janet!,” exclaimed Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a Squirtle?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle

An act of fellatio, similar to a blumpie but performed on a bidet.

“Hey Judy!” shouted Ned, feeling fresh and confident, “How’s about a quick Squirtle before Jeopardy?”

by anonymous March 26, 2023

Squirtle squad

Opposite to charizarding. Where the girl lights a guys pubes on fire and put it out while squirting yelling Squirtle squad

I did it with a guy last night and Squirtle squad him

by Igodless July 18, 2024

squirtling

A derogatory term for evil dolphins in the military.

Let's follow those squirtlings back to the ocean!

by radicalleftistacabblm June 9, 2025

Head Squirtle

When a guy blows his load in another’s nose and they snort it in sand spit it out into his mouth. Everything cums full circle.

He was giving a them a head squirtle

by MADBJ May 24, 2024

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025

Squirtle

Squirtle (noun): A tiny amount, usually water. Sometimes a cute Pokemon characer.

Squirtling (verb): An action that may or may not involve a small spurt of water. In all cases, it's considered cute and adorable and not in any way demeaning to women.

Squirtle is a Pokemon species that enjoys squirtling around.

Squirtling the water hose releases a squirtle of water.

by Squirtle Lady September 23, 2025