wannabe scholar

college students that only go to the library on finals week

guy #1: hey man I'm headed to the library

guy #2: you haven't been to the library all year you wannabe scholar

by Eh! Dean-o May 24, 2011

Scholared

Outsmarting your opponent, typically with skill, facts or data rather than the anecdotal or supposition.

"Jazz bro, 2 + 2 = 4, not 5, get fucking scholared dumbass."

by Chadams April 15, 2023

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024

Meme scholar

A person who give makes and defines them piece at a time

I am a meme scholar

by Jshark321 December 11, 2017

Medical Humanities Scholar

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

by TRAmontana July 18, 2022

Scholar Mafia

An unofficial organization consisting usually of rebellious students and crazy rich kids to fund their operations.

Normally conspires against the school they are established in. By doing acts such as revealing exam questions and answers.

Smaller groups are called Gangs or Packs, usually consisting of a few bullies.

In some schools. Both genders are considered separate mafias, which makes interaction very risky.

Kid 1 : "How are we going to survive this year's test."
Mafia Kid : "Do not worry, Comrade. Our Scholar Mafia already handled it.

by oldmodem December 11, 2018

blue scholar

Someone with a scholarly degree who still has to work a blue collar job.

We have degrees from Penn, yet here we are, working manual labor. Talk about being blue scholar exemplified.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2017