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napalm dump

You go for a shit and you come to wipe your ass...there is tons of dump on it all stuck on your ass like napalm. Takes an awful lot of toilet paper to shift it. Complete opposite of a Phantom Shit.
Man I went for a huge shit eariler...ended up with a Napalm Dump..took fucking AGES to wipe my ass!
by Peterkin262 June 29, 2017
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Napalming

The act of farting on someone/something.

Like a cropdust, except it's localized to one's shoulder etc.
Napalming on your laptop proved to be a great time!
by NNT December 15, 2008
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Nightmare Napalm

A person, place, thing or event that is guaranteed to cause an explosion of nightmares. A scarier and more impactful version of 'Nightmare Fuel'.
The interrogation of the deranged serial killer was NIGHTMARE NAPALM!
by Shellbacks Club🐢 January 30, 2023
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Moteuczoman Napalm

(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower
Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?
by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011
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Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

A lovely, flabbergasted fellow who owes an apology to a friend.
Wow dude that was a total Seosamh Steamboat Zoidberg Creamboat Community Napalm III Fallon

Wow sorry man I really owe you an apology.
by Mleahy39 May 5, 2018
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Napalm boyfriend

A boyfriend who's so clingy it destroys the relationship.
"She told me we need some space, what should I do?"
"Bro, you need to stop being such a napalm boyfriend."
by Nervous_Language November 18, 2021
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Napalm

*Combination of scalding water and sugar, used as a weapon (prison). Typically used to punish disloyalty, informing, against sex offenders and those who's crimes involve children. Intention: permanent facial scarring/disfiguration, identifying the victim as an outcast with lifelong facial scarring.

{UK prison slang}
* "When he's in the shower, church the napalm over the top."
* "A faceful of napalm will let everyone know what he is."
* "What do you want all that sugar for? You're not making napalm, are you?"
* "Put the kettle on, pal. It's napalm time."
* "You could hear him screaming all the way down the block. Napalm will teach him not to grass."
by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024
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