Quick, everyone act like you are busy, it's that guy again! If it's not one thing, it's another. He is such a drama mosquito.
by Eolara May 24, 2010
Get the Drama Mosquitomug. This crazy ass Danish, white girl has mosquito balls when it comes to demanding money from her stripper boyfriend.
by Jo--jo July 6, 2010
Get the Mosquito Ballsmug. by The best man121211 December 10, 2016
Get the wet mosquitomug. My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.
by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017
Get the Mosquito zittsmug. It is a combination of a rat and a mosquito bred and mutated. There are many types of Mosquito Rats, but the basic kind is probably how you vision it to be.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.
They CAN fly.
They actually scare younger children with the stories that they suck Diarrhea out of your asshole. These stories are in fact, TRUE.
Younger ones tend to miss the asshole, and go for your eyes or ears, or any other hole in your body. They use a long tentacle-like organ to suck with.
Younger Mosquito Rats are very small compared to the varied sizes of much larger adult ones. Babies are the size of a normal Mosquito, adults can range from the size of a dime, to the size of a school bus.
They usually reside in basement walls, and in rotting food at the grocery store.
It is also possible to take them home in your hair if they are infested at another location. Mosquito Rats will also crawl through other parts of your houses' walls, making scratching noises to scare children so they can make a diarrhea strike.
They CAN fly.
1.
Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."
2.
If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
Josh: "Mom, my ear feels gross, Whats going on?"
Mom: "Musta been a baby Mosquito Rat that missed your butt."
2.
If you never get Diarrhea, There is a VERY high possibility that Mosquito Rats may be having a feast when you don't even know!
by SheCool March 17, 2009
Get the Mosquito Ratmug. by Dano29 October 17, 2008
Get the Mosquito Dopemug. 