Joke

A thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline.

a joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Allied!
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

by bambidear June 29, 2011

joke

- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, esp. a story with a funny punchline

- a trick played on someone for fun.

- a person or thing that is ridiculously inadequate

- a pathetic person who no one takes seriously. they only get negative attention and no one cares about their feelings.

"what did the elephant say to the naked man? ... how do you breathe out of that thing?!"

the two girls egged and tp'd her house for fun

her comebacks are jokes, they dont even make sense.

"after finding out about her weekend sexcapades, people realized nikki is the biggest joke."

by Kansas Girlie November 29, 2009

Joke

A funny story or sentence

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods , the bear turns around and says , " exuse me , are you having a problem with shit sticking to your fur ?" The rabbit says no , The bear wipes his ass with the rabbit

Credit to Eddie Murphy for joke^

by 2 nazis 1 jew December 09, 2017

Joke

Something that makes you laugh

Good joke haahahagahaahaha lol

by A guy who ohhhhhhhjjj August 17, 2018

Joke

A statement that might make you laugh, or want to kill your self. (Different subgenres are there for different types of jokes.)

You know a good joke? My family loving me.

by Fredisnotdead January 25, 2018

Joke

You.

“Hey look at that joke.”

by Box_cutter April 18, 2019

Joke

When someone accidentally says something offensive, realizes and says that they are just joking. The term "Just Joking" is commonly used to cover Freudian Slips. Substitution can be "Just Kidding" Also, look for these phrases to identify lies in progress...

Girl: How do I look?
Guy: (busy watching a game, glances toward her) Terrible
Girl: What! ? !

Guy: Haha, joke. I was just joking. You look great!

by TruthBknown December 08, 2016