fuck off janet

The vine that says fuck off janet I’m not going to your fucking baby shower.
Usually someone quotes this vine when someone asks them to go to an event they don’t want to go to all the time.

Hey I am having a party this Sunday!
Fuck off janet you had one last month.

by 5p bags from asdas September 15, 2018

janet from mlms

u think i know ur god damn last name? who cares ur some stupid girl going around thinking ppl talking crap bout u. FIND ME BITCH ill help u out.. my fierst period teacher is ms velez and my father is mr pop witts

a dick, my first period teacher is ms velez

by war255 March 17, 2005

Tell us about it, Janet!

Originally from Rocky Horror Picture Show, the phrase is now used when someone is about to tell you a story you don't want to hear, in the hopes that they will be confused/distracted enough for you to change the subject or flee the scene.

Exercise caution when the mark is actually named Janet.

Talia: That reminds me of when I had a four hour conversation with Ben Stein about economic theory...
Bruce: Tell us about it, Janet!
Talia: Wh-
Bruce: *flees*

by DoubleDDucky October 14, 2015

Make like Janet Jackson and nip out

To pop out for a brief period of time, like Janet Jackson's nipple at the Superbowl.

I'm just going to make like Janet Jackson and nip out - anyone want anything?

by Hobbo78 April 23, 2011

Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.

"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"

by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019

O.G janet the janitor janet

It is a name that describes who you are, for instance, yours could be juice Janet, but it has to start with a j or you will get beheaded by the Janet squad. 💪

My Janet name is O.G Janet the janitor janet

by Dr duff February 2, 2021

Janet-Trent

A wild horse with large testicles that is capable of sucking it's own penis. Often times a Janet Trent will be found in circus events, caged area's for public masturbation, and in a kelly-washburn vagina holding cell.

The Janet-Trent was unable to control itself from masturbating inside the public fountain located in the center of walmart. It then proceeded to the child section where it violently rammed a large stuffed animal.

by User123334390345385 January 4, 2010