Hocking River dwarfgasim

When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.

Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside?
Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.

by Recycle champ January 24, 2025

Horse Hocking

When you are riding a horse while straight jorking it

Yeah nigga I was horse hocking on my granddaddy ranch. His horse had me acting up.

by Bob lachtose December 2, 2024

Hock Too

To clear your throat by hawking up a loogie and spitting it out in one connected action. A foreigner will do this into your slurpee.

Gas Station Attendant: "Why you give me trouble today? I hock too in your slurpee!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 16, 2023

The Hock

A perilous endurance challenge in which participants are airdropped onto a frozen lake within a boreal forest of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in early March. Individuals may bring any equipment they can carry, excluding firearms, maps, and communication devices, rescue beacons also prohibited. The objective is for participants to survive and navigate back to civilization or die trying.

He did the Hock to prove to himself that he had what it takes to be worthy of self-love.

by dangerridge November 4, 2023

pig hocked

A (usually a woman) that waddles when she walks (can’t move her hips). May be “bow legged” as another example.

That bitch is so pig hocked she must have been riding too many hogs

by Marina Guy May 6, 2022

Hock

(can be used as a verb or noun) noun- conversation, or goings-on, sometimes whimsical and or satirical.
Verb- the act of talking or discourse between friends.

Noun- Yo Chaim what's all the hock about?

Verb- Is he serious? No, he just likes to hock.

by Realhock July 6, 2021

Hock

Bring your ass here now

I told tim to hock in the house now. Hock means bring your behind here.

by Ted357 December 21, 2021