Watering the garden

When someone urinates in the garden of another, perhaps while stocking that person or waiting for them. Can also be done as an insult to someone if you dislike them

After waiting 6 hours in Arthurs' garden to catch him in tag, Kevin Fung took a whiz (urination) in the garden.

by Big Todd September 7, 2005

The Guardians

The secret police of Wales, largest county in England.

Under the direct juristiction of the High Sheriff (see High Sheriff).

Ruthless and efficient in protecting the counties' borders from Muslim terrorists.

Commiting murders and acts of atrocities on enemies of Her Majesty the Queen.

"shit, lets flee over the Second Severn Crossing, the Guardians are coming"

by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales January 28, 2005

The Garden

The garden is Madison Square Garden in New York City. The garden is commonly mistaken to be the TD Garden in Boston but it’s not. The garden is also known as The World’s Most Famous Arena

“I’m going to a hockey game at The Garden,” Said John.
“Oh who are the bruins playing?”
“No it’s the rangers it’s at The Garden.”

by Joel Moya January 11, 2018

snake of the garden

another term for diarrhea.
refers to the Devil as the snake in the garden of Eden with Adam and Eve that tempted them to eat the apple of forbidden fruit (Bible story)

"Wow, I can still feel the sting from the snake of the garden!"

by Chris McYowzer February 13, 2008

The Gardener in Fairy Tales

A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.

Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.

by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

by Celeritas July 12, 2006

The Gardens

A Short Way Of Sayin Jersey Gardens
which is a movie theater in New Jersey.
Often Said Over MySpace Status/Mood
&_ Or Aim Status.

Yo Son, The Gardens Was Bumpin Last Night.

Son, I Was Chillin at The Gardens Last Night.

by cheyali. December 27, 2008