EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

Someone who takes to social media to talk about a subject they know nothing about and suggest that they know someone in their family that's affiliated with that topic,which means they are as educated and knowledgeable as the person just by association. Women tend to do this when they marry someone. "My Husband is a Doctor, I know what I',m talking about"

My Brother is a Plumber. That makes me an expert. EBAS - Expert by Association Syndrome

by Nevadarhodes May 4, 2019

Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

suspended activity expert

One who excels at doing nothing while appearing busy to others. The expert can fool co-workers and bosses alike.

In her sales job, Beth is required to hit daily call goals in order to meet expectations and keep the monkeys off her back. By dialing mostly disconnected or fax numbers, Beth's sales director is completely fooled and regularly congratulates her on hitting or exceeding goal. Beth is seen as successful and often referenced as an example for "activity pays". Beth has mastered being a suspended activity expert at work.

by pseudo-ninja May 14, 2015

Recon Expert

A rare skin fortnite decides to be added back into the item.

God damn it Recon expert is back Gaybitch

by Shshdjdjdhdu November 28, 2020

conspiracy expert

Someone either obsessed with conspiracies or someone that is in the community for a long amount of time.

Wow, you're a real conspiracy expert, aren't you?

by Uselezz April 12, 2022

experts

A taxpayer-funded government representatives with academic degrees issued by government-accredited institutions of previous government-backed experts.

"More government funding is needed, according to experts.", "To prevent the world ending in twelve years, more research funding is needed.", "Our experts are highly successful at securing government grant funding."

by Expert42 August 29, 2023

Expert

Someone who takes an unusually long time to grasp the obvious; or someone available for hire to interests who benefit in the short term from keeping an issue stuck in the discussion phase, and avoiding meaningful exploration of solutions.

Experts say climate change is real; experts say US American democracy is eroding; experts say the two party system doesn’t effectively represent the interests of all people

by Dropped Mike August 19, 2023