Bimbo Browsing

When a guy is searching for a chick that puts out.

Barney Stinson goes bimbo browsing every night.

by TheTankFrank July 8, 2014

bimbo eruption

When your ex-girlfriends start surfacing in ways that really screw up your life.

In reference to golfer Tiger Woods, the New York Daily news ran this comment on December 14, 2009: "The crushing financial blow came as Woods, 33, endured another humiliating bimbo eruption."

by Bickle of Xi'an September 23, 2012

bimbo slice

A dumb bitch

Damn ... that girl is such a bimbo slice.

by bimboslice November 17, 2010

jock-a-bimbo

A NFL or collegiate cheerleader, or other sports-related sex object. A jock-a-bimbo is more than just a cheerleader as she is more explicitly sexual than implicitly so. The function of the jock-a-bimbo is purportedly to cheer for a team but her latent function is to perform in a sex show adjacent to the athletic competition that exudes a sexuality that underscores societal male hegemony.

The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders are arguably America's leading jock-a-bimbos. They are potent sex objects that appear both on the field and regularly on TV and other media. They comprise America's Sex Team.

by Circus Room October 24, 2011

Bow Bimbo

A boating term, used to define the person, usually a woman in a bikini, that is in charge of standing on the bow of the boat while the man either docks the boat, or looks for a place to drop anchor. A good Bow Bimbo can handle the responsibilities but many can not.

Jimmy:"Dave, you need me to drop the anchor?"
Dave:"No, my Bow Bimbo Melissa has got it covered!"

by t0pl355 July 7, 2010

bimbo baggins

a short hairy woman

bimbo baggins over there has to be the shortest hairiest woman i've ever seen.

by IslandNerd September 9, 2009

dumb bimbo

normally called Ellie or Sienna! Very very dumb and only cares about what they look like! They were gallons of make-up and they’re school skirts are ridiculously short. They’re always in trouble and always talking about boys. They ask the most stupid questions ever!

look at those dumb bimbos; must be called ellie or sienna

by schoolslagsareneeks November 17, 2019