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My mom

A person with a big fat heart ,is sweat and kind
My mom is not her jo voetsek
by Sugaboi October 1, 2020
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my mom got me pregnant

my mom is literally the worst mother ever, even when logic makes since
by ImNotVinesauceJoelImLuke April 15, 2021
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Yellow Smashing My Mom

it’s my dad who always wants to smash my mom
Yellow: CAN I SMASH YOUR MOM?!
Fizzy: no.

yellow cannot smash my mom but he might smash yours
that’s Yellow Smashing My Mom
by TotallyNotFibby August 28, 2022
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My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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I'm gonna tell my mom

The most terrific comeback and scary thing ever it is really offensive to say NEVER SAY IT THE GOVERNMENT WILL COME FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I'm gonna tell my mom.
by The dictionary of holes June 14, 2022
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My mom

Stranger: Does your mom live?

Me: No

Stranger: Well my mom lives
by no no no no no no January 2, 2021
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my mom

by Shooosh December 16, 2024
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