Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

by UrbanNOLA March 14, 2018

glazed chili

A slimy/dirty asshole usually resulting from several days without showering.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in like 3 days. I got a glazed chili.

by Dirty Jugger January 25, 2016

Exponential Chili

Chili with a flavor that improves exponentially in relation to the time it spends in the fridge.

Lisa: Aaron, this chili is even better than it was yesterday!

Aaron: I know, and it will be even better tomorrow because it is exponential chili.

by A-Haron January 08, 2010

chili banger

a girl who fucks spanish guys

Marissa Matarese is a chili banger.

by Chilimonster July 06, 2011

Chili Skin

The thin patina of shit covering the penis after engaging in anal sex.

After hitting the booty hole of that filthy prostitute

last night, I had to shower off the chili skin.

by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2019

chili whistle

A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.

by Chiliwhistlebro June 04, 2017

Chili-Dicking

Someone who's just half-assing their job. Commonly used as a verb to describe the lazy ass behavior of an individual. Derives possibly by a man realizing that he has "chili dick" and stops whatever he's doing and stares.

Quit chili-dicking around and get your asses to the line.

The next time I see you guys chili-dicking instead of working we'll stay after practice until the damn lights are turned off.

by buddhari65 May 03, 2012