reverse kosher

When your best friends do coke on your bathroom sink with your parents are home
Watery eyes and sniffy noses are the exact example of reverse kosher especially when your parents are home

Yo man wanna go do a reverse kosher upstairs in the bathroom
Yeah bro what do you think her parents are gonna say when they see your watery eyes and sniffy noses?

by the fam part one and two December 19, 2011

kosher pickle

A circumcised penis. Common among Jewish and Muslim men.

Kyle Broflovski has a kosher pickle.

by awmm April 27, 2019

kosher swag

The best amazing jewish fun happy swag ~ kosherswag.com

I love kosher swag!!

by nemo21 November 18, 2018

kosher dutch

Kosher dutch can be defined as it's all good.

"im sorry about hitting you"
"Kosher dutch"

by Sarah Markle May 27, 2005

Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.

Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.

by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

crank that kosher boy

An awkwardly jewish boy wildly and vigorously masterbating

After this bar mitzvah, i need to go crank that kosher boy

by Damascus May 26, 2008

kosher kebab kunts

The epitome of cancer, but in Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer. These Turkish pillocks are the people who (usually) hack money into their game then ram genuine good players off the road with their shitty Skodas or their loaned Renault trucks. These baklava biting bastards are to Euro Truck Simulator 2 Multiplayer what Russians are to Counter-Strike: Global Offensive: avoid them at all costs.

Genuine Trucker 1: Where you off to dude?
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh, just Duisb-
Kosher Kebab Kunt: *rams Genuine Trucker 2*
Genuine Trucker 2: Oh my god FUCK OFF, I can't stand you dumbass kosher kebab kunts!!
Kosher Kebab Kunt: XDDDDD AFEDERSİNİZ, DEĞİL!!!!!
Genuine Trucker 1: *reports Kosher Kebab Kunt*

5 minutes later...

System: No action was taken against player Kosher Kebab Kunt 1633.

by Jakercut June 21, 2018