coordinated groping

A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.

The TSA agents' coordinated groping efforts earned them joblessness.

by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015

consensual groping

Seriously heavy petting between mutually agreeing parties.

I would have been 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping..

by anonymous February 6, 2024

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

poke and grope

Noun: a fork in the back and a hand at the breast

Tonight I had a guy poke and grope; as the fork he held in ine hand pinched into the my back he went in for the grope with the other. I think I'll see him again.

by Angleerick December 15, 2013

Fact Grope

When a fact or opinion is shared with someone who then shares it with someone else, without crediting the original source.

'Dennis sucks at T-ball' was something I told him three years ago. He said it to the whole team today and I feel it was a shameless Fact Grope.

by ra_starz_again February 11, 2017

consensual groping

Mutually agreed seriously heavy petting.

I would have been here 2 hours ago if we hadn’t engaged in consensual groping.

by anonymous February 6, 2024

soap and grope

When you finger a girl in the shower while lathered in soap.

Last night after sex I gave that girl the soap and grope

by BIG THRUSTER February 14, 2023