Textual Relief

After waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!

Woman: I've been waiting for a reply from him all day!
*Recieves text*
Woman: YAY! I'm overwhelmed by textual relief right now.

by Alzi Senpai & Tweety Girl-San May 21, 2010

textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.

Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

by - TFish May 1, 2011

Ronny Textall

-A sweet burn to do to someone who is constantly texting in a social setting.
-A play on words from philadelphia flyers retired goalie Ron Hextall

Yo Ronny Textall, why don't you get off your phone and get me a beer!
Al has been texting all night, he looks like Ronny Textall

by Cablehawk November 3, 2010

textual inuendo

A word or phrase used in a text message that implies something of the sexual nature. This message generally has a double meaning. Thus, if the recipient reacts negatively to the inuendo, the sender will generally claim that the recipient misinterpreted the meaning of the message.

(sent in a text message)
Dick: hey girl my roommate's gone for the weekend. how bout you come over so i can show you my landscaping?

Jane: was that textual inuendo?

Dick: textual inuendo? lol. no way... that is unless you want it to be...

by super adam March 18, 2009

textwall

When you send someone so many texts it fills up the entire screen of their phone.

Sorry I textwalled you I'm kind of stoned.

by Cunning Linguist 5791 May 3, 2016

Textual Tension

The phase of a prospective relationship where two people are only talking to each other primarily through text messages and emails, characterized by enjoyable conversation. Textual tension is often followed by actual conversation which brings about new types of awkwardness.

E: Dude, I just totally broke the Textual Tension with Catherine!
G: You met her somewhere?
E: Nah, I just called her.

by Doduare April 15, 2011

Sextually Active

Describing your participation in the newly discovered phenomenon--the sext.

Person 1: "My parents are worried about my being sextually active."
Person 2: "Oh my gosh, do you have CAPS?"

by anonymilk March 23, 2009