Text insemination is the art of "inseminating" the phones of everyone in your cell phone contacts list with a generic text such as "Hey, what's up" or "How's it going?" for the purpose of simultaneously having as many texting conversations as possible with as many different people as possible.
Jesse wanted to communicate with all of his friends at once, so he decided to initiate text insemination.
by Solid Boomstick June 24, 2009
When a person has to slip away to text someone, with the excuse of going to the bathroom. This person obviously has to "text a dump".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
A shorter conversation might alternatively be referred to as "texting a piss".
by WarNPeace October 10, 2012
by Joseph_Dbeloved November 29, 2020
A text you send to someone directly after calling them instead of a voice mail because you are too damn lazy to leave one.
by Dolfo February 05, 2009
Verb.
1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
1. Lengthy text conversations lasting hours, days or weeks. These text exchanges are continuous and fluid with no clear beginning or end, and tend to be time consuming. These messages can be pleasant or unpleasant, however are typically with someone whom you currently have romantic attachment to, or would like to see romantic attachment in the future.
I should really focus on my studying, but my girl is really into forever texting and I can't get anything done. I do it because I love her!
This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!
I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!
My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.
This guy won't ask me out: all he wants to do is forever text! Let's go on a freaking date already! This is such a time suck!
I was in a forever group text with my best friends so no one went to bed until 3A.M.!
My boyfriend loves to forever text because he's working at a computer all day, but I can't really do it because I'm in social service.
by Grammar Cracker May 14, 2015
An ex-girlfriend who you still text, inadvertently (or advertently) making your current girlfriend jealous.
by Joeyroguen December 31, 2008
Kathy: heyy wuts up?
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off
Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo
annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!
Beth: nm. wuz just txting Emily but had to get off
Kathy: y? rn't we txting now?
Beth: ya but she kept txting only one word answers- soo
annoying!
Kathy: omg wut a text peeve!
by annonymouse123 April 24, 2011