Not Telling You

"Not telling you" is an expression you use when you want to piss off people by not telling them something the want to know.

Guy1: I had sex last night, want to know who I had sex with?
Guy2: Who? Who?
Guy1: Not telling you.
Guy2: Oh fu...
Guy1: Don't curse, mister!

by Fotus9 January 10, 2009

Teeling

A person whom mistreats service staff and doesn’t tip.

Poor Mark, he had a teeling at his table, they were rude and bad tippers.

by Jilla309 December 1, 2019

telling a minty

someone that has told a blatant lie and has been caught out doing so.

I'm telling ya i haven't got any holiday snaps cos i lost my phone ( posted 3 hours ago via mobile)

I think someones telling a minty .......

by hippy71 June 23, 2013

People keep telling me to kill myself

I wonder if I should do it

People keep telling me to kill myself

by Spatro February 27, 2021

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013

Tellinq

A Tellinq is human,

not a real human a computer,

not a real computer a laptop,

not a real laptop a phone.

If you made a spelling mistake he will FIND you

You just got Tellinq'd
MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

by Topu July 1, 2022

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 17, 2013