shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 05, 2010

Tess and Tom

a very cute couple. Loved by the outsiders. The two will long live the royals.

dude 1: have you seen Tess and Tom?
dude 2: yes they are a cute couple

by cool.guy2234 September 19, 2022

jake and tess

An amazing couple who love each other so much. And they both are amazing people and lovable you just can't get enough of them. But they love each other so mucj

Jake and Tess are so amazing

by Gersh money November 24, 2016

Hayden+Tess

Hayden gives oral sex to tess and can't bust lol

Hayden+tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 04, 2024

Tess Carr

An enigma who you can not help but be drawn to or understand her deep seated complexities. A Tess Carr has the ability to adapt and do anything that is asked of her, if she wants to do it. Many question how she knows so much about so many various topics.

Wow! You are such a Tess Carr! How is it that you are so amazing and know so much?

by PST2022 September 22, 2022

Tess Cucked

Getting flaked on last minute by a female friend for seemingly no reason

She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked

by paradaigmshafting May 21, 2018

Madeline Jean Tess

Blonde girl who says "poopie" and speaks in cursive a lot.
Friends with a bunch of hoes.

A: "Madeline Jean Tess"
B: "Oh did you mean Wednesday Addams?"

by badussywarof1817 February 03, 2022