shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 8, 2010

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Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

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Tess

A UBER HOT BABE

TESS IS SO HOT

by YOURHOTMOM123456 February 12, 2022

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Tess

A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name

"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"

by Phoenicks of the ashes December 5, 2022

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Tess is the colleague next door. She's the girl you fall head over heels for at work, but she is taken so you decide to play the long game for your chance in the spotlight. When that chance reveals itself, you go in for the kiss but she turns a cheek and says, "maybe in some other dimension." Like Rocky Balboa, you stand back up and you fight the good fight because you know she's worth it. When she finally comes to her senses, you dare to try again and conquer her, and your lives are forever changed. From that moment on, you wake up next to her every morning wondering if you're still in a dream. That's the power of Tess.

Guy 1: Bro, you have to stop thinking about Tess.
Guy 2: Nah king, I'm going to win her over.

by tabac28 February 13, 2024

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