shay and tess

the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.

i love life, almost as much as shay and tess.

by lifelover10 February 8, 2010

tess

A girl that’s so pretty, you automatically assume she’s out of your league and don’t think about her. But as you see her more often, you can’t help but feel drawn to her. And every time you lock eyes, or text, you find yourself smiling.

And whenever she asks you who your crush is, it kills you because it’s always been her, and she’ll never know

person A: “guys i’m so over tess”
she walks by
person A: “ok hear me out”

by moonformezaddy January 27, 2024

Tess

Ticle

Tess ticles me

by Men01 May 1, 2022

Hayden and Tess

Hayden and Tess give ORAL sex together hayden puts his 1cm dick in tesss vagina and then he collapses

Hayden and tess sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G

by Hairy Nipple_6969 March 3, 2024

TESS

A woman that lives a life full of hardship.

That girl has a tess of a thing going on.

by Herr Gietlbe February 12, 2024

Tess

A rad lady; usually has the coffee poops.

“Who’s in the bathroom right now?”
“I think it’s Tess.”
“Ooooh….she’s rad.”

by Tess’sWife November 22, 2021

Tess

baddest b in the world
so funny and amazing
usually people named tess or tessa or teresa have lots and lots of friends

“Yo that girl is so cool”
“Yea what’s her name?”
“It’s Tess”
“Makes sense”

by yourfavperson<3 January 30, 2022