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Temperature

You take a girls temperature by slipping a surprise thumb up her butt, while she’s giving you a blow job.
Things were getting nice and hot, so I took her temperature. She said, “ooh baby, not right there.”
by Sir Beardsley September 30, 2018
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Take her temperature

To probe a woman with a penis, which can be done orally, anally, or vaginally.
My wife looked a little under the weather, so I tried to take her temperature with my meat thermometer. She perked right up.
by ckeliib June 3, 2009
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Temperate

1) to feel "in the middle. You're not extremely happy or sad, in the middle.
2) Moderate, not
1) "What's up?" Nm just boolin, highkey temperate

2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"
by Klapping with Kermit September 23, 2016
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tempered

Having a specified temper or disposition
The boy was very short Tempered
by HeyPersonReadingThis October 23, 2017
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Temperature Tease

When a girl rubs her mans cock with icecold panties
Yo man,my girl wanted to try some kinky shit so she hit me with the Temperature Tease.
by j-boss November 8, 2007
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Temper Toxin

The Temper Toxin, also known as "Black Hawks Venom" is created by people with sporadic temper tantrums and/or split personality disorders . Once the person with the temper toxin bites you and gets this toxin into your blood stream it causes you to have sporadic temper tantrums.
1. Stay away from Andy i heard hes got the Temper Toxin.

2. Wow dude you got the Temper Toxin bad.
by Pencil Thrower April 18, 2010
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Teccer

A game that's played like tennis, but instead of hitting the green ball with a racquet, you kick the soccer ball over the net to your opponent. The name 'Teccer' is a portmanteau of tennis and soccer.
Teccer anyone?
by Future sports designer September 10, 2012
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