San Franciscan Teapot

To shit in a kettle and boil it, then use the steaming mixture to douche your girlfriend

Fernando: Dude I gave my girl a San Franciscan Teapot last night

Horatio: That must have hurt!

Fernando: I know. She was hot and wet, if you know what I mean!!!!!!!

by sorest rump June 14, 2010

little teapot

When someone gives a blowjob whilst humming the tune to "I'm a little teapot".

She gave me the best little teapot last night!

by Monkeys69 August 20, 2018

Teapot

n. Of or reffering to Carmen. See also: Carmen, hoe

I'm a little teapot

by Hofo February 4, 2003

Chocolate teapot

where one takes a shit, don't wipe, and then teabags yo gurl.

M: hey babe, can I make you a chocolate pot of tea
F: uh, babe, you mean a chocolate teapot?
M: oh yeah, that. let's do that. I'm glad you remembered for me. let us.

by MizzSrirowskiacha June 4, 2018

teapot

The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.

"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."

by Captain Ben July 28, 2008

teapot

Ahren Olson, formerly known as "Handles," because he is short and stout.

All Teapot does is drink and play poker online. What a loser.

by dude March 24, 2004

Teapot

Noun, Someone who has been fried by so many drugs that they think that they are an inanimate object such as a teapot.

"Dude why is he standing like that?"
"The guys had to much angel dust he thinks hes a teapot."

by Alikiliki December 9, 2008