twark

someone whos having sex with someone for fun.bt itd fun 4 both of them.

1.FRND: wat it do 2nyt eric? wana fade em up?

ERIC: naw im bout 2 go see ma lil sexy twark

2. PERSON 1: aye i got dis twark 4 u.
PERSON 2: ight gime his/her numba.

by soso August 21, 2006

tbar

A troll. Very annoying and abnoxious at times. Tries to get nit picky at details that are beyond the point.

person: Drinking a glass of wine every day helps reduce heart problems.

tbar: WRONG, DRINKING A GLASS OF WINE EVERY 23.34 HOURS REDUCES HEART PROBLEMS.

by gs-person2 March 5, 2009

tarker

A word for drunk people to use when they cannot think of the actual word they need

Damn, the flashing...tarker...won't stop.
or
I apologise for not closing the tarker yet, I'll do it ASAP

by ArifsSlave July 9, 2005

Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

In the 1940's when there was little regulation of scientific research, Tarkmount Medical Research Facility in Omaha Nebraska performed numerous experiments on their patients. The facility's primary goal was to find a way to extend the life of humans and enhance their natural senses. After many many years of grueling research and discouraging failures, the scientists at Tarkmount discovered 4 new abilities that were yet to be unlocked in humans. The first was the ability to move objects with the mind, but was limited to only an up and down motion. This proved very useful for hands-free masturbation or sex where the girl is on top. The second, was the ability to curse at someone by just thinking of the word. One would merely have to look at a victim and think of the curse word and that word would be implanted in the victim's mind where it would gnaw away his/her morale for a period of 10 minutes. This proved very useful at sports games to lower the confidence of the players and allow a certain team to gain a brief advantage, or when "Little Johnny" at school is bragging about how many toys he got for Christmas. The third and fourth ability lead to the creation of sidefx, a legendary hero who brought pleasure to many.

Sidefx is a legend thanks to Tarkmount Medical Research Facility

by herbend legend December 30, 2017

Tarky

Pathetic

Jessica is soooo tarky

by MrsLewis May 3, 2018

Mr. Tarkanian

A character played by Will Ferrel on Saturday Night Live. To sum it all up, Mr. Tarkanian is the worst boss you could ever have.

"Excuse me, Mr Tarkanian?"

"Why are you interrupting me?"

"I thought..."

"YOU THOUGHT?!?!? WHEN I AM WITH AN IMPORTANT CLIENT, YOU DO NOT INTERRUPT ME!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!?!?!"

"Yes, Mr. Tarkanian." *bursts into tears*

by M. Timm October 12, 2010

Tarkover

Tarkover is a sexual position, usually involving two or more individuals of the same sex, in which one of them gets stuck while other people 'shift' in them, usually with relationships that involve oral and anal at the same time.

''Bro we should get the tarkovers and do a party!"
''Heya any Tarkovers ready for a raid?''

by Grullz, The Muller March 3, 2021