Fake Taxi

porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)

did you guys see the episode of fake taxi where he did a titty wank. that shit got me horny!

by TheManWithTheLargeWood October 10, 2018

taxie

obviously taxi misspelt, cause i figured that if i sent you to Taxi you would be overwhelmed by yellow canaried people eaters and 4 foot crab stabbers that cant drive...

hot chick' but i like the taxi's
J' mmm, so
hot chick' we can get Caunky ;)

by J April 01, 2005

TAXI CAB

Similar to the "shocker". Instead of 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink. There's 1 in the pink (the taxi driver) and 2 ini the stink (the passengers)

I gave Brady's mom a taxi cab last night.

by tbiddle May 24, 2006

Taxi Roulette

When you get to a cab office and there is no taxis and nobody in the office. Get on the radio and shout

"ALL UNITS BACK TO BASE"

The fastest taxi back to the office will win your custom!

Not only will this manovere get you home fast and safelty it will also win admiration from your peers!

Cox - Oh you fucking shit cunt wanka theres no taxis?

Farnsworth - Never fear james i shall hijack the taxi office and play taxi roulette!

(Taxis come flooding back to the office)

Cox - You really are my hero, please will you cleveland steamer me when we get home!

by Coxworth August 20, 2010

taxi cabbing

something one would do in New York.

"how you going to get to that outrageous party?"
"i'll be taxi cabbing it"

by blahblablabh July 11, 2009

maggot taxi

In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.

We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing

by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018

Taxi talker

A person that cuts you off by starting to talk while you having a conversation with them or when you are addressing a group that they are part of

A taxi talker can be defined as somebody that interrupt the conversation while you are talking to them

by Macrackels November 25, 2022