When a woman obsesses over a man while he's deployed overseas because she's in love with the idea of him, but when he returns home she becomes immediately disinterested in him. So-named for Channing Tatim's role as a gay soldier in "Dear John".
"Dude we go home tomorrow, and Heather just stopped talking to me."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
"Dude I knew it. That bitch has got Channing Tatum Syndrome."
by LouisColling October 4, 2011
if your friends Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony you are the luckiest lad in the world they are so cool and savage. they are ultimately the best people you will ever meet no one is as cool as them. they like to run around Walmart and freeze their toes off at the park. They are the hottest, shortest, and the most stunning trio you will ever meet.
person one: wow who are those cool savages on top of the statue of liberty about to jump.
person two: that's Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony.
person three: I wish i were them.
person two: that's Tatum, Elizabeth, Anthony.
person three: I wish i were them.
by w&G June 4, 2021
Dating a 13 year old Italian, who looks Mexican when she’s 15 years old. Not to mention he’s an ass guy and doesn’t give her tittles enough attention.
“Wow I can’t believe you would date someone so controversial” “well I guess you could say I’m a real dirty Tatum”
by SneakyDeeds01 April 22, 2020
A totally awesome, adorable, perfect, cute, usually blonde Boy : he's the best boyfriend, sometimes. Goes out well with girls of the name 'Kaitlin'.
by yousaiditfirst January 12, 2009
Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.
youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"
youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"
Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”
Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"
Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"
Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"
Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"
by LoSho March 6, 2013
Whatever the hell you want it to mean. It's not dirty. It's just the name of famous movie actor Channing Tatum.
I'm on ubran dictionary lookin' up some slang, I come across the meaning for KD Lang, and guess what, I wanna Channing all over your Tatum
by The Cunt Brothers June 19, 2013
Something that is hard to come by, definitely the only one of planet earth so shows how valuable it is
by Nick_mullins03 May 15, 2022