Talika

a sweet caring loyal generous girl of average looks. totally animal crazy. stands up for what she believes in, will fight for whats right (literally)

Talika will always stick up for her mates in a blue help them out if they need it blah blah blah

by Teaks February 4, 2010

Talibublican

Noun - Fanatical Republican bent on promoting and installing his or her own religious and moral agenda on the world without regard for trivialities of the Constitution. From Theocracywatch.org: Dominion theologians ... preached ... that it was Christians' job to take over the world and impose biblical rule. Christ would not return, they said, until the church had claimed dominion over all of the world's governments and institutions ...

Yeah, THAT'S healthy!

Talibublican: Ann Coulter, Bill O'Reilly, Mike Huckabee, GW Bush, Pat Robertson, Rick Santorum, Supreme Court Justice Scalia, James Dobson, Tom DeLay, Timothy LaHaye, Karl Rove, Alan Keyes, Gary Bauer, Phyllis Schlafly, Sen. Sam Brownback, Oh the list goes on and on...

by CloverHill August 9, 2008

taliana

A beautiful awesome girl, who's super cute and perfect, with a nice ass

Dang Taliana Fine

by Coolest guy ever43210 December 20, 2013

Taliban

A group of extreme terrorists located in the Middle East who use weapons given to them by the U.S.A. to fend off communists. Widely known for shooting Ak-47s straight up into the air. What they shoot at is unknown, possibly heaven?? Also, you know you are being ambushed by the Taliban when you hear aloo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loo loooo!

Houston: "We have a small unidentified object coming towards your way."
Astronaut: "Where is it coming from?"
Houston: "Looks like Pakistan."
Astronaut: "Shit it's a bullet; i just got shot!"
Houston: God damn those Taliban!"

by Hitler'sAmbition37 August 27, 2009

Tailpipe

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.

Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.

by The King Cornholer May 9, 2008

Taliate

Verb: To do something to someone causing them to REtaliate.

Taliated
Taliating

I told Jim not to taliate me, but he kept flicking my head so I punched him in the throat.

by Coreystorytime June 5, 2014

talipublican

Narcissistic, misogynistic, typically wealthy, white male, conservative, republican, catholic, teabagging, hyper-religious zealot, wanker, who adores sharia principles and has wet dreams about his sperm acquiring constitutionally protected personhood status taken, of course, by eradication of the fledgling constitutional reproductive rights of women.

See also, vaginaphobia, and repro-dundancy

Rick Santorum is a bigger talipublican than Rick Perry dreams of being.
The talipublicans have taken over the republican party with constant legislation appertaining to their obsession with the reproductive rights of women.
Due to the mental disorder of vaginaphobia, the talipublicans have again introduced legislation seeking to ban birth control.

by knoxval December 6, 2013