Taliban Khan

A former cricketer & currently the prime minister of Napakistan & ring leader of ISI & state sponsored terrorism

Taliban Khan & his cronies are busy plotting their next move. You may soon see firecrackers going off (bomb blasts). He was instrumental in recent Taliban victory.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 23, 2021

Taliban

A curry muncher that wants to sacrifice his life for world dominance by committing terrorist acts or conflict on innocent people. Osama Bin laden and Owen South were the main people behind the famous 9/11 attack of twin towers which ending with them fleeing to Russia

He is a taliban

by Mr bean738 September 11, 2021

Mr Taliban

The leader the taliban who is the nicest person you will ever see

Favourite past time is blowing up a certain set of towers two at a time

He got killed by American bullies who call themselves the navy seals

Did you hear how mr taliban was murdered yesterday

Yes those navy seals are bullies

by TheBurbintor June 22, 2021

taliban

extermists that are mostly dead now and are being hunted all the time

muhamed omar is still on the run

by hitler is dead August 15, 2003

talibanter

Banter that relates to the activities of Al-Qaeda, or more significantly the late Osama Bin-Laden.

You: Hey dude, what's the similarity between Kate Middleton and Osama Bin-Laden?

Someone: I dunno..

You: Last weekend a man from the Navy smashed their back door in and shot his load in their face.

Someone: Talibanter!!

by Brett Longshaft May 30, 2011

Dirty Taliban

When a taliban is sexing up his lady in afghanistan, and getting all crazy and dirty, and an American laser guided missle explodes exactly on the back of his head, the resulting mess all over the girl is called a 'dirty taliban.'

Najibullah: Ohmygod I love having religiously appropriate doggy style sex with you

Farishta: yes yes yes yes yes

Najibullah: We will have many babies to fight against the accursed unbelieving crusaders...

WHOOSHING SOUND FOLLOWED BY GIGANTIC EXPLOSION

Farishta: Great. Thirty minutes of screwing and all I get is a Dirty Taliban.

by To M Paine October 28, 2009

taliban

to defile a toilet to a point of, a haz mat team showing up in your bathroon with police line tape , while hearing them mumble under their gas mask " this is the worst thing I have witnessed since 9 -11 on CNN.

While eating a diaper full of indian food last night I immeditaly had to taliban the restroom.

by carole and RIch October 18, 2007