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Kojak in a turtleneck sweater

A circumcised penis , resembling baldy detective Kojak , played by Telly Savalas when attired in a turtle neck sweater
That fellas cut cock looked just like Kojak in a turtleneck sweater
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
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Glazed Turtleneck

When a man ejaculates onto his partner’s excess foreskin.
There’s nothing I love more than when Felipe treats me to a piping hot glazed turtleneck.
by Pat MacGroyn February 14, 2021
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Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff
I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer
by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023
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Turtlenecking

When a penis goes down inside itself or gets real small.
You’re penis is turtlenecking so much, I can’t grab ahold of it.
by Noname218 October 27, 2020
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wet turtleneck

When a man finishes inside a girls turtleneck and she wears it for the rest of the day.
I gave my girl a wet turtleneck before work, no one knew she had my load under there all day!
by Cheekeemunkey05 May 15, 2024
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Jewish Turtleneck

Another name for a large neck cast, often worn after a crash in which the neck has been injured
Dave had a nasty fall, I heard he has to wear a Jewish turtleneck for the rest of the month!
by Shaolin Dave June 13, 2025
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Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.
“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”
by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017
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