a turkey

to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up
A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.
by Trev1979 August 14, 2009
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(noun). someone the F.G considers to be a loser, effective when screamed from a moving vehicle.
There's a lot of turkeys and skanks on Widener University's Campus.
by Rolls December 16, 2004
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Besides the popular definition of a large bird, a Turkey, is a formerly FAT male, who still isn't thin, but passable and of some attractivness who runs into trees. He is also likely to treat girlfriends like friends, unless in need of some action. Most likely into film and music, in his sad attept to be talented.
That guy is such a Turkey. He ran into that tree, and it could have been avoided if he just hung out with his girlfriend tonight.
by CalamityJane December 11, 2006
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The Principle at Fort Hayes Metropolitan Education Center in Columbus, Ohio.
1.) Hey look it's Turkey. gobble, gobble, gobble.
1.) Turkey tells are teacher to give us all this homework over the summer.
by Dr. MacAfee May 26, 2004
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a disgusting vaginal skin disease that causes sagging pieces of skin to hang on either side or the vagina.
by Gabi Fletcher April 23, 2008
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Minor. Depending on context, it could be either under-18 or under-21. Not quite featuring the narrow sexual connotations of jailbait, but an acceptable, broader synonym.
"The bouncer is looking the other way. Get all the turkeys to come in now!"

"I got invited to a High School grad party, so it'll be full of turkeys.
by Morcy May 30, 2006
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Possibly the greatest animal ever to walk the earth, appart from the kipper. The turkey has formed many laughter filled occasions!!
omg TURKEY!!
YAYAYAYAY TURKEY!!
I dont mind eating turkeys because they are ugly.
by Kayber April 09, 2005
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