Tuesday 

The day after Monday, better then Monday because of tacos

Man I wish it was Tuesday, I’m hungry!

Tuesday by Slevter March 30, 2022

Tuesday 

The day where the, October, 1992 Goliath bombing incident took place. 700 were left dead and 1,347 left injured. The Goliath bombing incident is not to be confused with the prior Goliath bombing. Known as the Ten Day Silence of 88' that took place in an Turkish embassy in Germany.

Man on Tuesday, I lost my ex-wife in the Goliath bombing. But hey no more alimony.

Tuesday by herbus the 14th October 10, 2022

tuesday 

you can’t describe tuesday, tuesday is a day like no other. no one can yet know the power of tuesdays bar 2 people. tuesdays is for them to understand and everyone else to be confused about

“it’s a tuesday…”
“see you tonight then” (wink optional)

tuesday by arsonali October 22, 2022

Tuesday 

Titty tuesday

Titty tuesday flash your boyfriend

Tuesday by Jman 6 January 27, 2023

Tuesday 

Nothing special, or in particular, without reason. Tuesday is a day in the week where nothing really happens and to which no particular meaning is tied. When someone does something bc it's a Tuesday, it means it doesn't really have a deeper meaning.

When asking why someone does something seemingly random, which they either do a lot or they themselves don't know why they're doing it;
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tuesday by MariTea February 28, 2023

Tuesday 

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.

Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.

Tuesday by victoriabay April 18, 2023

Tuesday 

When it’s a Tuesday all the guys get together and take turns pounding each others ass holes.

Extremely rough gay sex takes place on Tuesdays and you’re not gay for doing it cause it’s Tuesday. It’s a safe day for anyone no matter what your beliefs are.

Person 1: Yo I can’t wait to get my ass pounded today by a bunch of guys!
Person 2: Yo what the hell? That’s gay!
Person 1: nah it’s Tuesday

Person 2: What makes Tuesday special?
Person 1: It means I got my ass pounded by a bunch of guys and I've had my dick in a lot of guys ass holes today
So basically it's go big or go home
I'm not gonna be a pussy when it comes to taking dick on a Tuesday

Tuesday by Hey what’s up guys October 10, 2023