A retard who needs to get his head out of his ass. Needs to get a girlfriend that isn't all in his head. Overall just needs to get a life.
by No life radar July 24, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. A short, lightskinned bitch, who is very whiny and that claims he is 5'5 but in reality is 5'3, and also is a short bitch
Tristan is short
by Billy Yhompson June 29, 2018
Get the Tristanmug. A boy that has a big butt . Dates a girl with with ugly eyeliner and fucked up eyebrows (cough) lindzi (cough) (cough) . he gets Peer pressure easily . And doesn't break up with the hoe even tho she cheated 😒
by Silly wanker June 12, 2017
Get the Tristanmug. A person who is nice but can sometimes be annoying. He's the type of guy who might fool around when he's supposed to do work.
"Tristan, quit goofing off!" said Luke. But no, Tristan would never stop bothering Luke until they began to fight.
by The best definition inventor January 3, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is a God. He is known for his sexual ability and able to make ladies squirt in under 20 seconds every time.
FUCK HIM NOW LADIES
FUCK HIM NOW LADIES
by Gdueheudbd April 30, 2021
Get the Tristanmug. by Barack. O. Bama March 1, 2020
Get the Tristanmug. Tristan is the best person you will ever meet, he's caring, but kind of a dumbass sometimes (in a good way lol), hes cute, and has a good personailty, he'll always be there for you no matter what your going through:). Tristan goes through a lot but even though he goes through a bunch of stuff in his own life he still manages to have time to care for other people and how they feel, hes funny, and he isn't afraid to tell you the truth about how he feels which is good because honesty is almost always the best thing in a friendship/relationship, hes forgiving, and if i could (which i can and will do) i would write a list of 100 things i love about Tristan. Because thats how special and amazing he is<3
by urmomsseccytits May 9, 2022
Get the Tristanmug.