Travel breath

The stale and sour smelling breath that occurs after one has been traveling for a number of hours. Usually caused by insufficient fluids and made worse by stale air in a car or airplane. In worst cases travel breath is coupled with "Airport Sweat"

I was so excited to see Duffy after his long drive down from Pittsburgh but his travel breath was kickin!

by Jrh December 14, 2013

travel clam

a portable pocket pussy

Jack never goes anywhere without a travel clam in his carry-on.

by walterc February 9, 2015

musty traveler

When you fart in the car and lock your electric windows so the passengers can't roll down their window and have to smell your stench

If you go on a road trip with my sister, prepare for a musty traveler

by jrcX3 March 28, 2015

travel thickness

The phenomenon of an erection occurring due to the motion of the vehicle you're travelling in.

"Dude, your turn to run in and get the beers"

"Sorry dude, I got travel thickness on the way here, someone else is gonna have to go."

by WeenerNZ March 28, 2015

traveling hoe

A girl that travels overnight with her hoeish friends to interact with different men

Your always on the road going to see men. You traveling hoe

by keepingitrealok June 17, 2015

traveling itch

When one starts scratching one itchy spot but ends up scratching the whole area as the itch spreads "traveling" outward away from the originating point

A spot on my back itched, as I scratched it the itch went away but the immediate area next to it started itching. Soon I ended up scratching the whole back. That traveling itch felt nice.

by TheInfiniteNonsense October 4, 2015

Travel Cranky

The act of feeling grouchy,irritated and ill-tempered after travel. Usually after traveling a long distance, sitting in the same position and breathing air conditioned recycled air.

bjørge: dude, what are you pissed off about?
Tony: Nothing, i am just Travel Cranky after that eight hour bus ride to cambodia.

by aperritano February 23, 2011