Tolkien, J.R.R.

British professor, writer and linguist who devoted half of his life to the creation and intricate development of the most beloved fantasy world of all time: Middle-Earth. Considered a genius by fans and intellectuals the world over, he is responsible for the invention of over 10 languages, multiple races, and an entire history for his timeless tales to take place in. The most famous of his stories are, of course, The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings. He died in 1973.

J.R.R Tolkien was the greatest writer who ever lived.

by goldberry September 7, 2005

somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me

The first line of All Star by Smash Mouth. Oh Shrek.

“Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.” Said the MLG fan.

by b e e b o November 24, 2017

tolkien

An absolute genius of a writer who created probably the most complex and complete fantasy world ever, 'Middle-earth', based on European mythology. Well known for Lord of the Rings, which has been made into a movie. He also created many languages.

Tolkien's Middle-earth is the ultimate fantasy. The world is amazing. His languages are beautiful. Worship it.

by Curuniel December 28, 2003

Tolga

A synonym for "God of Thots"
Orginated from the turksich language the best language ever spoken by all gods.
It can also mean "Pussy destroyer" or "la di da di da, slob on me know".

People who are named Tolga are basically gods.

"Dude, you are so cool and hip and fresh and hop and your penis is sooo huge, are u a tolga ?"

by Tolga|the|god June 6, 2018

tolchock

v. Nadsat slang meaning: to beat or strike another person

1. We were about to tolchock the starry ptitsa when the millicents arrived.
2. He tolchocked the girl before giving her the old in-and-out.

by Alexander The Large May 29, 2008

toll free

Usually an 800/866/877/888 telephone number, which when called, the owner of the number pays the fees instead of the caller. These numbers are usually owned by big companies.

Toll free numbers are very expensive to own.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

tolivi

Tolivi is the almighty and powerful, and is wise and quite old so don’t doubt her or else, she is the ruler of the universe and superior to all other beings.

“Wow is that Tolivi the great?!”
“Yeah she’s amazing!”
“I heard she destroyed the universe at the young age of 9!”

by chickenfingernuggets December 17, 2018