Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.
We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.
by thepokeduck May 09, 2011
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toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.
"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"
by Huehuehue321 June 19, 2017
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Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails
Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?
by Trumpforprezzzzz June 19, 2019
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Optional Toilet Paper

When you have the option of the different toilet paper types that you prefer, such as ultra soft, thick, etc.
I love optional toilet paper.
This bathroom features optional toilet paper.
by Billiam Beaver October 05, 2016
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Toilet-paper Scrub

Someone who cleans themself in a bath of toilet paper and Sponges without water
Dude! that guy is a toilet-paper scrub, i can smell it
by Oure October 06, 2018
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Toilet Paper Jenga

The act of stacking toilet paper against the wall until it falls and then that person has to empty the trash
Did you see that case of toilet paper Jenga? I'd hate to be the one that falls on!
by ds2014 March 05, 2014
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marine toilet paper

Euphemism for godawful toilet paper. Rough, tough, and don't take no shit off of nobody.
The walmart bathroom only had marine toilet paper. That shit was like sandpaper.
by Nnn21 December 22, 2017
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