Dirty Toenail

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks

You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019

toenail collecting

toenail collecting is obviously the most fun activity through your day, if you've never bitten off a toenail and stashed it away in a jar, you are not normal.

My favorite thing to do is toenail collecting

by pissBrow's November 13, 2022

toenails

the tiny trim buds from a marijuana plant

i told my budtender -'i dont want any toenails only the big fluffy buds'

by c fonteneau May 12, 2018

toenail

yummy

"i eat toenails"

"yum"

by toenailmuncher123 January 19, 2024

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023